{"id":197213,"date":"2025-08-11T09:06:42","date_gmt":"2025-08-11T13:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=197213"},"modified":"2025-08-11T09:06:42","modified_gmt":"2025-08-11T13:06:42","slug":"frases-de-cajon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/frases-de-cajon\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases de caj\u00f3n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Frases de caj\u00f3n que yo prohibir\u00eda: \u00abmi\u00adlitar pundonoroso\u00bb (\u00a1miren cu\u00e1ntos andan por ah\u00ed sin ning\u00fan pundonor!), \u00abinstitu\u00adci\u00f3n del orden\u00bb\u00a0 (\u00aborden\u00bb no siempre va con polic\u00eda); \u00abla esquina que forman las ca\u00adlles\u00bb (no hay manera de hacer una esqui\u00adna que no sea con dos calles); \u00abobjetividad period\u00edstica\u00bb (perdonen lo burdo de este chiste de mal gusto); \u00abla piel arrugada por los a\u00f1os\u00bb (no hay otra forma de arrugar la piel); \u00abevacu\u00f3 la sentencia\u00bb (si yo fuera juez, le meto treinta a\u00f1os al que diga que yo hice eso), y \u00aben virtud de las atribuciones que me confiere el Art\u00edculo 55&#8230;\u00bb (si yo fuera Presidente simplemente dir\u00eda: \u00abPorque me da la gana&#8230;\u00bb).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frases de caj\u00f3n que yo prohibir\u00eda: \u00abmi\u00adlitar pundonoroso\u00bb (\u00a1miren cu\u00e1ntos andan por ah\u00ed sin ning\u00fan pundonor!), \u00abinstitu\u00adci\u00f3n del orden\u00bb\u00a0 (\u00aborden\u00bb no siempre va con polic\u00eda); \u00abla esquina que forman las ca\u00adlles\u00bb (no hay manera de hacer una esqui\u00adna que no sea con dos calles); \u00abobjetividad period\u00edstica\u00bb (perdonen lo burdo de este chiste de mal gusto); &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197213\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}