{"id":195041,"date":"2025-07-10T09:09:51","date_gmt":"2025-07-10T13:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=195041"},"modified":"2025-07-10T09:09:51","modified_gmt":"2025-07-10T13:09:51","slug":"quiero-ser-perro-callejero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/quiero-ser-perro-callejero\/","title":{"rendered":"Quiero ser perro callejero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Si es cierto que uno es la reencarnaci\u00f3n de qui\u00e9n sabe cu\u00e1ntos, y que reencarnar\u00e9 en otros qui\u00e9n sabe d\u00f3nde, en mi pr\u00f3xima vida quiero ser perro callejero. Se ahorra una las preocupaciones del salario, asistir cada cuatro a\u00f1os a las urnas y\/o hacer una revoluci\u00f3n cada dos generaciones, reprimir instintos y gulas, pagar casa, transporte, diversiones y precio cada vez m\u00e1s alto de la educaci\u00f3n, alcanzar la felicidad del amor con demasiadas promesas, etc\u00e9tera, etc\u00e9tera&#8230; (Ser perro callejero es un gran salto reivindicativo, aunque haya que cargar unas cuantas pulgas y soportar de vez en cuando un par de mentadas de madre).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si es cierto que uno es la reencarnaci\u00f3n de qui\u00e9n sabe cu\u00e1ntos, y que reencarnar\u00e9 en otros qui\u00e9n sabe d\u00f3nde, en mi pr\u00f3xima vida quiero ser perro callejero. Se ahorra una las preocupaciones del salario, asistir cada cuatro a\u00f1os a las urnas y\/o hacer una revoluci\u00f3n cada dos generaciones, reprimir instintos y gulas, pagar casa, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195041\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}