{"id":185632,"date":"2025-04-07T10:20:50","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T14:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=185632"},"modified":"2025-04-07T10:20:50","modified_gmt":"2025-04-07T14:20:50","slug":"el-peor-invento-divino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/el-peor-invento-divino\/","title":{"rendered":"El peor invento divino"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El primer d\u00eda cre\u00f3 la Nada, para que hubiera algo. Y al segundo d\u00eda cre\u00f3 la Luz, sin Nada que le hiciera sombra. Y al tercer d\u00eda invent\u00f3 cosas que llenaron la luz de sombras: las nubes, la Tierra y sus \u00e1rboles frondosos. Y al cuarto d\u00eda hizo el infinito, para que todo lo anterior se sintiera peque\u00f1o. Y al quinto d\u00eda invent\u00f3 todo lo Humano (hombre, mujer, virtudes, defectos, errores y aciertos). Y el sexto d\u00eda lo dedic\u00f3 a celebrar haber hecho tantas cosas en tan corto tiempo. El s\u00e9ptimo d\u00eda amaneci\u00f3 malhumorado y con una resaca del demonio (que tambi\u00e9n ya lo hab\u00eda inventado). Y fue as\u00ed como, sin quererlo, invent\u00f3 algo imperdonable: el d\u00eda Lunes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El primer d\u00eda cre\u00f3 la Nada, para que hubiera algo. Y al segundo d\u00eda cre\u00f3 la Luz, sin Nada que le hiciera sombra. Y al tercer d\u00eda invent\u00f3 cosas que llenaron la luz de sombras: las nubes, la Tierra y sus \u00e1rboles frondosos. Y al cuarto d\u00eda hizo el infinito, para que todo lo anterior &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185632\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}