{"id":184595,"date":"2025-03-18T10:54:06","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T14:54:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=184595"},"modified":"2025-03-18T10:54:06","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T14:54:06","slug":"casi-nos-civilizamos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/casi-nos-civilizamos\/","title":{"rendered":"Casi nos civilizamos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sospecho que este pa\u00eds ya casi llega a la plena modernidad. Cr\u00e9anlo. Porque recientemente se me perdi\u00f3 la c\u00e9dula, y empec\u00e9 a enloquecer con solo pensar que tendr\u00eda que pasarme un d\u00eda, turno tras turno, en la Junta Central Electoral. Pero no. Pues sucedi\u00f3 que de pronto me top\u00e9 con una oficina de esa Junta en un centro comercial, a la que me acerqu\u00e9 a indagar cu\u00e1l ser\u00eda el tr\u00e1mite para obtener un duplicado. Y sepan lo que sucedi\u00f3: el empleado me pidi\u00f3 el n\u00famero de la c\u00e9dula perdida, y ah\u00ed mismo hurg\u00f3 en la computadora y\u2026(cr\u00e9anlo, no les miento!)\u2026me tom\u00f3 una foto, y en menos de diez minutos me entreg\u00f3 el duplicado. Definitivamente nos estamos civilizando.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sospecho que este pa\u00eds ya casi llega a la plena modernidad. Cr\u00e9anlo. Porque recientemente se me perdi\u00f3 la c\u00e9dula, y empec\u00e9 a enloquecer con solo pensar que tendr\u00eda que pasarme un d\u00eda, turno tras turno, en la Junta Central Electoral. Pero no. Pues sucedi\u00f3 que de pronto me top\u00e9 con una oficina de esa Junta &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184595\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}