{"id":182326,"date":"2025-02-13T10:12:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-13T14:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=182326"},"modified":"2025-02-13T10:12:33","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T14:12:33","slug":"consejos-para-el-tapon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/consejos-para-el-tapon\/","title":{"rendered":"Consejos para el tap\u00f3n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Consejos pr\u00e1cticos para vivir en el tap\u00f3n y ser feliz: 1) Antes de salir escoja cuidadosamente su ta\u00adp\u00f3n preferido; 2) Ll\u00e9vese una novela breve para que se entretenga (\u00abLa Divina Comedia\u00bb, o \u00abLa Monta\u00f1a M\u00e1gica\u00bb, por ejemplo); 3) Al llegar al tap\u00f3n p\u00f3ngase de acuerdo con la comunidad que vive all\u00ed, para ver qui\u00e9n se encarga de pagar la luz (si hay luz), el agua (si hay agua), la guarder\u00eda (si hay ni\u00f1os), las emergencias (si le dan paso a la ambulancia) y el sueldo del polic\u00eda de tr\u00e1nsito (si hay polic\u00eda), y 4) Si acaso pierde la paciencia, usted es un caso perdido, es un humano inca\u00adpaz de gozar lo mejor que nos brinda la Prima\u00adda de Am\u00e9rica: Un tap\u00f3n del carajo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Consejos pr\u00e1cticos para vivir en el tap\u00f3n y ser feliz: 1) Antes de salir escoja cuidadosamente su ta\u00adp\u00f3n preferido; 2) Ll\u00e9vese una novela breve para que se entretenga (\u00abLa Divina Comedia\u00bb, o \u00abLa Monta\u00f1a M\u00e1gica\u00bb, por ejemplo); 3) Al llegar al tap\u00f3n p\u00f3ngase de acuerdo con la comunidad que vive all\u00ed, para ver qui\u00e9n se &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182326\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}