{"id":180685,"date":"2025-01-22T09:33:38","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T13:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=180685"},"modified":"2025-01-22T09:33:38","modified_gmt":"2025-01-22T13:33:38","slug":"le-salio-la-visa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/le-salio-la-visa\/","title":{"rendered":"Le sali\u00f3 la visa\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Francamente me doy por vencido: no encuentro una buena justificaci\u00f3n para que este pa\u00eds siga sosteniendo estoicamente su c\u00e9dula de identidad, que no sea bajo la poderos\u00edsima raz\u00f3n de que existe Juan Lu\u00eds Guerra con su 4-40. Porque, en verdad, Elena no pudo escribirle siquiera a la Woman del Callao que bebe tanto guavaberry, no llueve caf\u00e9 en el campo, los amantes del conuco emigraron a un barrio marginado sin que a ninguno le subiera la bilirrubina y el muchachito aquel que va a la casa de la novia como la abeja al panal no le hizo caso a su advertencia de \u201csi t\u00fa le vas me morir\u00e9\u201d, porque sucedi\u00f3 que le sali\u00f3 la visa para el sue\u00f1o y se larg\u00f3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francamente me doy por vencido: no encuentro una buena justificaci\u00f3n para que este pa\u00eds siga sosteniendo estoicamente su c\u00e9dula de identidad, que no sea bajo la poderos\u00edsima raz\u00f3n de que existe Juan Lu\u00eds Guerra con su 4-40. Porque, en verdad, Elena no pudo escribirle siquiera a la Woman del Callao que bebe tanto guavaberry, no &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180685\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}