{"id":179519,"date":"2024-12-30T15:02:36","date_gmt":"2024-12-30T19:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=179519"},"modified":"2024-12-30T15:02:36","modified_gmt":"2024-12-30T19:02:36","slug":"bristol-mi-candidato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/bristol-mi-candidato\/","title":{"rendered":"Bristol, mi candidato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1C\u00f3mo me gustar\u00eda que este pa\u00eds alg\u00fan d\u00eda fuera gobernado por Bristol y su almanaque, que en 224 a\u00f1os nunca se ha equivocado! \u00bfConjunciones planetarias? \u00a1Siempre es exacto! \u00bfD\u00edas propios para pescar? \u00a1No hay yerro! \u00bfQue c\u00f3mo llamar a cada qui\u00e9n, seg\u00fan el d\u00eda que naci\u00f3? \u00a1Nunca falla! Bristol nos define por adelantado qu\u00e9 hacer cada d\u00eda del a\u00f1o. No habla de la prima, ni de la deuda externa y mucho menos del Fondo Monetario. Nos aconseja, mima y orienta, nos recuerda con amabilidad el pasado y, por si fuera poco, nos dice con qu\u00e9 jab\u00f3n ba\u00f1arnos y con cu\u00e1l colonia debemos perfumarnos. \u00a1Que me traigan a Bristol! \u00a1Ese es mi candidato para el 2028!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1C\u00f3mo me gustar\u00eda que este pa\u00eds alg\u00fan d\u00eda fuera gobernado por Bristol y su almanaque, que en 224 a\u00f1os nunca se ha equivocado! \u00bfConjunciones planetarias? \u00a1Siempre es exacto! \u00bfD\u00edas propios para pescar? \u00a1No hay yerro! \u00bfQue c\u00f3mo llamar a cada qui\u00e9n, seg\u00fan el d\u00eda que naci\u00f3? \u00a1Nunca falla! Bristol nos define por adelantado qu\u00e9 hacer &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179519\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}