{"id":177890,"date":"2024-11-30T23:00:54","date_gmt":"2024-12-01T03:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=177890"},"modified":"2024-11-30T23:00:54","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T03:00:54","slug":"viva-feliz-en-el-tapon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/viva-feliz-en-el-tapon\/","title":{"rendered":"Viva feliz en el tap\u00f3n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Consejos pr\u00e1cticos para vivir en el tap\u00f3n y ser feliz: 1) Antes de salir de su casa escoja cuidadosamente su ta\u00adp\u00f3n preferido; 3) Al llegar, p\u00f3ngase de acuerdo con la comunidad, para ver qui\u00e9n paga la luz (si hay luz), el agua (si hay agua), la guarder\u00eda (si hay ni\u00f1os), las emergencias (si les dan paso a las ambulancias) y el sueldo del polic\u00eda de tr\u00e1nsito (si hay polic\u00eda); 4) No debe faltar un juez civil, por si hay boda; 5) Tome la precauci\u00f3n de tener cerca un buen obstetra, por si viene un beb\u00e9\u2026(Si acaso pierde la paciencia, usted es inca\u00adpaz de gozar lo mejor que nos brinda la Prima\u00adda de Am\u00e9rica: \u00a1Un tap\u00f3n del carajo!).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Consejos pr\u00e1cticos para vivir en el tap\u00f3n y ser feliz: 1) Antes de salir de su casa escoja cuidadosamente su ta\u00adp\u00f3n preferido; 3) Al llegar, p\u00f3ngase de acuerdo con la comunidad, para ver qui\u00e9n paga la luz (si hay luz), el agua (si hay agua), la guarder\u00eda (si hay ni\u00f1os), las emergencias (si les dan &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177890\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}