{"id":155000,"date":"2024-01-06T20:28:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T00:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/?p=155000"},"modified":"2024-01-06T20:28:18","modified_gmt":"2024-01-07T00:28:18","slug":"no-creo-en-reyes-magos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/no-creo-en-reyes-magos\/","title":{"rendered":"No creo en Reyes Magos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Definitivamente, los Reyes Magos son un penoso fracaso. No hay forma, por lo menos en mi caso, de que Gaspar, Melchor y Baltasar sean consecuentes con lo que se les pide. Yo empec\u00e9 a pedirles hace 70 a\u00f1os (que unos patines, que una bicicleta, que una chichigua, que una mu\u00f1equita de carne y hueso\u2026y paro de contar, pues la lista es demasiado larga) y lo \u00fanico que me dejaron cada a\u00f1o fue una pelota. En mi vejez he seguido pidi\u00e9ndoles otras cosas (el premio mayor de cualquier loter\u00eda, un gobierno de izquierda, un enredo con Shakira)\u2026\u00a1Y siguen con la pelota! (pero ya no debajo de mi cama, sino en la computadora)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Definitivamente, los Reyes Magos son un penoso fracaso. No hay forma, por lo menos en mi caso, de que Gaspar, Melchor y Baltasar sean consecuentes con lo que se les pide. Yo empec\u00e9 a pedirles hace 70 a\u00f1os (que unos patines, que una bicicleta, que una chichigua, que una mu\u00f1equita de carne y hueso\u2026y paro &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":58307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Ramon-Colombo.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155000\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/primicias.net\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}